Office Prankster - The perfect gag. Remote Controlled fart machine

Office Prankster - The perfect gag. Remote Controlled fart machine

Remote Controlled Secret Sound machine (using a discrete remote controlled calculator). Record your own sounds !! Hide the sound device under a colleagues desk. Choose one of the pre-recorded sounds .. Fart, Wolf Whistle, Fly, Modem, Burp, and others, or record your own sound. Set off a barage of abuse using the buttons on your remote control calculator.

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[Anonymous]

As I sit here at work contemplating the many ways I could secretly torture an undeserving idiotic nosey little twit whose gotten a promotion, more prank ideas come across my mind than I can type.

I'm contemplating...

Limberger Cheese. Scooped out with a spoon and thrown into several locations around her desk.

A strip of honey slathered on the carpeting near her desk, and a cup of ants dumped near the honey.

Itching Powder. Scattered. Everywhere.

Bright red lipstick spread underneath everything she touches. Under her desk, the handlesof her desk drawers, keyboard, bottom of mouse,telephone.

Re-organizing all paperwork and envelopes prepared by little miss I Think I'm Perfect.

A big tube of superglue that 'accidently' leaked all over her desk or drawer.

I could come up with meaner, more vulgar things. But I just don't think they would be suitable for this website. I will keep them in the throws of my demented brain, and use them when necessary.

Good luck with your pranks people. The league of extraordinary hypocrites out there all deserve your best :)

~the disgusted one

[Anonymous]

i love the lipstick idea